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It was almost a scene out of “The Twilight Zone”, or some 50’s sci-fi movie. There we were lying in bed Monday morning when suddenly we heard strange noises coming up the stairs. It was too late to lock the door (they were already inside), we had no place to run and hide (they were headed right for us), I wasn’t awake enough to grab some sort of weapon, and, since they haven’t been invented yet, we didn’t even have a force field (except morning breath) to ward them off. So we were forced to endure the punishment that these intruders afflicted upon us. It was hidous… I would go into the gory details but fortunately we’ve managed to block out of our memory the worse parts of it. Besides, I’m sure that they are monitoring any and all communications that we send out. So if we share the details they may (in all likelihood) return to inflict more punishment (preferably during the summer months). All we can say is that we’re glad (sad actually) it’s over (until next time).
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